Stuff......

One of my cats looks like she is going to emerge from under one of the beds! Way to go Phoebe, it has only been 3 weeks. Jeesh.

While getting my eyebrows waxed I was thinking "Hey I kinda like this pain, it doesn't hurt too much." Is that strange?

I love the new show "Growing up Gotti". I wonder why nobody is telling those boys that guido is out? Maybe because guido is always in when you are a Mafia family. I can't take the hair of the whole family though. Victoria enough of your hair extensions, and boys enough with the gel.

It is almost my 4th anniversary and I have no idea what to get E. Boys are so hard to get gifts for. There are always the standards: shirt, tie, watch, video games, suit ect, but I am bored with all of those & there is only so many watches a man can have. I think E has 4 or 5. Any ideas guys?
Now I am off to email him a picture of some ideas for me. This is the fun part.

Victoria's is Still Tops With Me

I got my sandals from Vicki's the other day. Ladies run don't walk to order these, they are like walking on clouds. I am in love. Now they are $5.99. How can you beat this shit?! You can't my friend.

My new Prada sunglasses have broken. What the fuck Prada? Why are you cracking on my ass? Now I am awaiting new replacement pair and I am sunglasses-less. It is summer. You can't go out & about without shades. Plus how will I hide the disappointment in my eyes before, during and after the wedding? I will be throwing out evil, stink and crook eyes all around and I would like to disguise such things.

I will be back with reports from hell, I mean the wedding. Pray for my ass.

Lurkers Unite

I get too many hits on this blog and a small amount of comments. So lurkers unite and delurk.
Leave a comment. I would love to hear from you.

Celebration

This is my 100th post! To celebrate I will do a 100 things list. Is there 100 things to write about? We will find out, here we go:

1. I have blue eyes
2. I love pasta & could eat it every day
3. I love Howard Stern
4. I miss my old job
5. I need a job, financially we are in the toilet
6. I hate cleaning toilets
7. I love to read
8. I would get into trouble for reading when I was young
9. well, I was supposed to be cleaning my room
10. I don't eat lamb
11. or pork
12. or veal
13. I can talk on the phone for hours
14. I miss my hometown
15. I get lonely easily
16. I have a fear of burglars
17. I ALWAYS think someone is breaking into my house
18. I have a dog
19. I have 2 cats
20. One cat is still under a bed after moving here almost 2 weeks ago
21. Poor baby
22. I have never been camping
23. E loves it and always goes
24. I hate Will Smith
25. and Jada smith
26. I fall asleep to Who's the Boss every night
27. My inlaws are on my shit list right now
28. They think it is still 1950
29. and I should serve my husband 24/7
30. I like reality TV
31. I saw the cast of Real World Philly
32. Philly cheesesteaks are overrated.
33. I love to cook
34. Especially in Winter
35. I hope my children will always be happy & healthy
36. I have Light brown hair
37. I am the tallest of all my friends
38. I am not that tall though
39. I am 5'7
40. I like guys with brown hair
41. I hate guidos
42. I hate people who hang out with guidos
43. I am getting pressured into buying a minivan
44. I hate minivans
45. I am not a minivan person
46. E told me that his money would never purchase a minivan
47. I agree
48. I miss going to Cape Cod
49. On my honeymoon we went to St. Lucia
50. The most beautiful island I had ever seen
51. We would love to go back
52. Maybe next year
53. I graduated high school with my brother in law
54. I didn't like him then
55. I barely do now
56. I met E at work
57. He had me head over heels in 3 dates
58. My nails never grow
59. I hate that
60. I am getting baby fever again
61. I wont have another baby until these two are potty trained
62. How do you potty train?
63. I like funny guys
64. I hate cocky guys
66. There is no 65
67. I can't wait for last comic standing 3
68. I loved the old Degrassi High shows
69. I love tylenol PM
70. My favorite flower is tulips
71. In case you would like to send me some
72. If you have a dollar to spare click on Amazon Honor system over there ------>
73. All money goes to a college fund for my 4 year old brother & 6 year old sister in my Father's name
74. I would love you for it!
75. I love diners
76. We try to eat organic
77. I was once waiting for Chinese food and a cockroach was waiting with me
78. I left
79. I love Italian food
80. I wish I was taller
81. I am growing my hair long again
82. I love the scar on my right foot
83. My T shirt I wear to bed is constantly falling off one shoulder ala flashdancer
84. I hate wearing G strings to bed
85. I like boy cut panties
86. I was so into the club scene in NY in the 90s, Limelight, Club USA, palladium
87. I never did drugs
88. Ok, once
89. Ok more then once, but just 1 drug and only twice
90. We have a beermeister in our house
91. It could be the only reason we bought the house
92. E loves beer
93. I love flirtinis
94. I need a new computer
95. I have to redo 2 bathrooms
96. I would rather have a guy bring me a bunch of daisy's then roses. Roses takes no thought.
97. I love my neck kissed
98. I like my breasts
99. I can't believe I thought of 100 things!
100. I love this blog and the new friends I have made from it

I love Gary

I love Gary Gulman and so does Drama Queen. Go click on the I heart Gary Gulman tag over there ---->

Anonymous

I never told anyone in my "real life" about this blog. I never wanted anyone I knew to read it. I started it just for me, something cathartic for myself. I think I have been outed though.
I think someone I know found it.

My first instinct was to erase it. Leave, skip town with no forwarding address.
I am not sure though. This is going to take some thought.

Unpacking

I hate it.
End of story.

Dream

I had a dream last night that involved "the good husband". Him and his blog.
Very interesting. I wonder what it means?

Anyone want a dog?

Why does my dog insist on licking herself and bathing herself between the hours of 2-4am? It is the most annoying thing in the world. Plus when we yell at her we have to do it at least twice before she stops.
Sure groom yourself, but biting your nails and the incessant licking has got to stop in the wee hours of the morn.

The worst thing I ever did in my life was give Baby B a pacifier. I hate it. The pacifier is a spawn of the devil. He decided "hey, I am going to trick people in the meanest way I could. I will give them something to make their new child stop fussing and crying. The baby will be a great baby and they will lead themselves into a false sense of proper parenting. But one day they will have to take it away from the cute baby and then they will really see what cryign and screaming is, and it will last for weeks on end. Haaahhaaaaa."
It is a genius plan on the part of the devil.

I will wait until she is a little older and reason with her, perhaps take her to Disney or Sesame place and have her give the evil instrument of Satan to Elmo or Mickey. Or maybe she will graduate college with it in her mouth still.
We will be so proud!

Depressed

E thinks I am depressed. Clinically depressed.
He confronted me last night. He said I had all the symptoms, that he had even verified it with his doctors.
I denied it, I said I was just tired, I was stressed, it was just a bad time, but then I looked at his face. It was filled with sadness and love. I couldn't deny it anymore.
Then I cried.

I went on the computer and looked up "signs of depression". I just stared at the screen, I didn't even blink.
I had most of the symptoms.

I guess I haven't dealt with my Father's death completely & in a healthy way. I don't want to hurt my family any more.
I will find a doctor today & get help. Help I cannot give myself even though I have tried.
Tried so hard.
I am just to tired to try anymore.

Time,Time,Time see What You've Done to Him

I am completely out of the loop. Since when did Carson Daly retire from TRL?

Oh Governor McGreevey, you silly little imp, your life is playing out like a bad Turkish prison movie. Funny stuff. Hey, Thanks for fixing the DMV lines. Now go make babies with the head of homeland security.

We still are not adjusted to our new house. Lots of stuff to fix and I still can't sleep here well. Tylenol PM is still in the routine. The babies aren't sleeping well here either and who can blame them. A very strange place, much bigger then where they were used to. I hope they get back to their routines soon.
Unpacking is the worst. I hate it. I just want it all put away but I don't want to have to do it.

Today is Friday the 13th. Whoooooooooo. I am not very superstitious about things like that. I have never had any reason to be I guess. Do you guys throw salt over your shoulder, go around ladders or avoid black cats?

What we were missing.

Finally. Krispy Kreme just announced they will have a new donut flavored frosty beverage.
Thank god.
I mean, what kind of world is it if we don't have donut flavored drinks?
Chewing food is so highly overrated.

It seems Tom Cruise and Jamie Fox are more in love then even John Kerry and John Edwards are.
Very interesting.

I actually hate Tom Cruise and I don't see his appeal at all. I hate many stars. here is my list of people I avoid watching or listening to at all costs:
Jennifer Lopez
Ryan Seacrest
Usher
Woody Allen

Quote

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." ~ George W. Bush, 5 August 2004

Uncle L

LL Cool J was on the Today show this morning. All I can say is wow.
Ladies, he took his shirt off! He has the best body I have ever seen.
I need to have sex with him. Just once.

I am even more in love with Gary Golman after last nights show. He is funny & hot. A potent cocktail.

Baby A has finally stopped saying "cock" for car/truck, he now refers to them properly thank goodness.
Baby B has gotten into the tantrum stage of life. I hope it goes away soon because she has taken up hitting.

We are still not in the house yet, we will be come Tuesday though that is when the movers are coming. I am both nervous and excited. I am sure it will feel more like home once our stuff is there.
I am thinking about getting a part time job. I am wondering what to do though. What do all the ladies with kids out there do? I am open for anything. It is time though, that my life have something in it besides just my husband and kids.

Nothing exciting planned for the weekend, just moving stuff over to the house & finish up some projects there before the movers come.
Who knows though, maybe I will meet LL and have mad passionate sex.

27 Rules for being a Republican

• 1) Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you are millionaire conservative radio jock, which makes it an "illness" and needs our prayers for your "recovery."
• 2) You have to believe that those privileged from birth achieve success all on their own.
• 3) You have to believe that the US should get out of the UN, and that our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.
• 4) You have to believe that government should stay out of people's lives but it needs to punish anyone caught having private sex with the "wrong" gender.
• 5) You have to believe that pollution is ok, so long as it makes a profit.
• 6) You have to believe in prayer in schools, as long as you don't pray to Allah or Buddha.
• 7) "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving their jobs to India.
• 8) You have to believe that a woman cannot be trusted with decisions about her own body, but that large multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind with no regulation whatsoever.
• 9) You have to believe that you love Jesus and Jesus loves you, and that Jesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and Hillary Clinton.
• 10) You hate the ALCU for representing convicted felons, but they owed it to the country to bail out Oliver North.
• 11) You have to believe that the best way to encourage military morale is to praise the troops overseas while cutting their VA benefits.
• 12) You believe that group sex and drug use are degenerate sins that can only be purged by running for governor of California as a Republican.
• 13) You have to believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.
• 14) You have to believe that the best way to fight terrorism is to alienate our allies and then demand their cooperation and money.
• 15) You have to believe that government medicine is wrong and that HMOs and insurance companies only have your best interests at heart.
• 16) You have to believe that providing health care to all Iraqis is sound government policy but providing health care to all Americans is socialism personified.
• 17) You believe that tobacco's link to cancer and global warming are "junk science", but Creationism should be taught in schools.
• 18) You have to believe that waging war with no exit strategy was wrong in Vietnam but right in Iraq.
• 19) You have to believe that Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney was doing business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
• 20) You believe that government should restrict itself to just the powers named in the Constitution, which includes banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
• 21) You have to believe that the public has a right to know about the adulterous affairs of Democrats, while those of Republicans are a "private matter".
• 22) You have to believe that the public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades but that Bush was right to censor those 28 pages from the Congressional 9/11 report because you just can't handle the truth.
• 23) You support state rights, which means Ashcroft telling states what locally passed voter initiatives he will allow them to have.
• 24) You have to believe that what Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest but what Bush did decades later is "stale news" and "irrelevant".
• 25) You have to believe that trade with Cuba is wrong because it is communist, but trading with China and Vietnam is just dandy.
• 26) You believe that what’s good for you is good for the world (even if it’s not good for the world).
• 27) You believe that politics are about winning and losing, and not about serving The People.

Which One?

Amanda's comment made me thing. What is the best kind of sex?
Make up sex? Pissed off sex? Loving, nurturing sex? Passionate, rip your clothes off sex? Conjugal visit sex? One night stand sex?

Do you?

Does anyone miss me?
I miss you little cookiepusses.

After all the grunt work is done in the new house, I will be back.

Must.......get..money.......
house......bleeding.......us dry.
......poverty has...................................decended.

homeowner = empty pockets