Bring me a Banana Cognac, Bitch!

Yesterday I took the babies back to my home town to go to the local park & spend the day with my sister and nephew. We had a nice time and it wasn't crowded at all, which is a first. I have noted though that being a stay at home mother means a ton of days at the local malls and parks. I mean what else can you do with them? My kids aren't old enough for crafts or painting and I don't want to stick them in front of the TV all the time. If it is raining (like today & tomorrow) then what do you do all day?

I need to get a job, sigh. I need to bring in an income for this family now that we own a house. I just don't know what to do though. I need suggestions and help.

My babies now officially say "mommy". It is the best feeling in the world. I could listen to it all day long, instead though I listen to the whirling of tires as they ride their little trucks around and around the house. Whose idea was it to have hard wood floors again? Oh yeah, mine. Note to self: don't complain about floors to husband, may cause big purple vein in his neck to pulse.

Has anyone seen this new season of starting over? It is some funny shit. There is a lady in there who, complete with jheri curl, sat on the couch in spandex, a fanny pack, listening to a walkman ate cotton candy out of a pouch using a fork! I completely died! Classic. She also told her roomate that she is premenapausal and brought her own fan & sleeps butt naked. The look on her roomates face was priceless.