Nonsense

I really have nothing for you today. It boils down to I am just too tired. I haven't slept well in about a year, since my Father got sick. The past two months it has gotten worse. I can't fall asleep and then I am up at 4or 5am just wide awake, then I will fall into a deep sleep at about 6:30 am only to be awoken by my husband around 8. It is just not working for me anymore, and the dark circles under my eyes have not become the newest trend like I had hoped. I do take tylenol PM but I would really like to be able to stop using them like the crutch they are. Maybe I can go to sleep school.
Is there a sleep school? If not there should be.
There definitely should be a potty training school. I mean how am I supposed to teach them? I am no expert. Although I fancy myself an expert now, on the actually pottys.

Doesn't the word SCHOOL look wrong to you?

Anyway we went to look at another nursery school yesterday which I feel was more like a glorified day care center. Then they wanted to charge me $5300 a year EACH for a 3 day a week program! They must be smoking crack, and I don't want my kids at a school where there will be crack smoking. I am a good mom that way.

Did I mention my in-laws are coming? AHHHHWEHHA! Yes, they will be arriving on Friday and thankfully, will be splitting their time with E's sister so I won't have the full brunt of their annoying bossiness and/or lies. I must start cleaning so they cannot add "bad housekeeper" to their running list of things I am bad at.