I am a desperate housewife.
I like the smell of old books.
The way the air smells on the first spring day makes me melancholy.
I love my television and TiVo a little too much.
I am a romantic.
I always knew I would have twins.
I want to be the girl with the most cake.
My friend and I were talking about this last night...we were trying to come up with names for Britney's baby. He came up with "Kev-ney." (Kevin and Britney put togethter.) I came up with "Toxic."
Yeah, that is what I said. Scary, huh?
ReplyDeleteAw, c'mon, slutty white trash ho's can be good moms just like the rest of us. Hm, or maybe not.
ReplyDeleteMy friend and I were talking about this last night...we were trying to come up with names for Britney's baby. He came up with "Kev-ney." (Kevin and Britney put togethter.) I came up with "Toxic."
ReplyDeleteI will put my $50 on that she will be a single mom in five years.
ReplyDeleteMerry, toxic is a great name.
ReplyDeleteAmanda, I give it 2 years max.
I mean her husband is SUCH a great Dad. barf.
Nah, she won't be a "single" mom. She'll have enough hired help that the only thing she'll need to do is shop for clothes.
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