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Things I am currently thinking about:
Why at restaurants do they have to come over after your first bite and ask if you would like fresh pepper? What is this, inferior pepper on the table? It is not fresh?
Why not cut out the middle man and just leave fresh pepper at the table? Same with Parmesan cheese. That way if I want a glutinous amount I don't have to feel guilty about your aching arm. And I don't have to stop when I really want more but don't want to seem like a piggy.
Please support this cause.
Attention poodle/and or white dog owners: Your dog has black stuff under his eyes. It is gross. Please clean your dog and keep him groomed regularly. WTF is it anyway?
I am a huge dog lover but there are two dogs that freak me out, the big huge poodle dogs and what I call "lady dogs" which are afghans. They both are freakish looking and they scare the bejezus out of me.
Not a fan.
7 years ago
And speaking of black stuff under a dog's eyes...when I was a kid my next door neighbor had a tan god that would get that shit built up under his eyes in ridiculous amounts. But the strange (pronounced "gross") thing is, when you cleaned this stuff away, that dog would eat it. Scrape it off with your fingers, a paper towel, wet wash cloth...didn't matter. As soon as he felt it being cleaned out, he was jumping on you and knocking you over just to get at your hand. Weird.
ReplyDeleteKevin, that is one of the nastiest stories I have ever read.
ReplyDeleteAnd I loved every second of it.