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Today I rang up my prepared tuna fish as a lower priced item at the grocery store*. I was caught by the deli police and told which was the right key to ring it up. I am glad my children weren't there to see Mommy-the-thief in action, which may have scarred them for life.
I once stole a caramel** from my neighborhood drugstore when I was about 6. I hid it in my jewelry box (good spot dummy) and had a stomach ache for days thinking about how wrong it was. Then I threw it out and willed myself to never think about it again, because if I didn't have it in my possession then it was ok. Years later the memory came flooding back and I admitted to my Mother about my stealing ways.
Apparently I don't learn.
*The semi deserved it because they had no candy apples.
**(Is this pronounced cara-mel or carmel? I vote caramel. Plus why the fuck is the word gray spelled with an a, or an e? I vote for a)
7 years ago
THIEF. I'm telling the tuna patrol on you. (heh heh)
ReplyDeleteIt's CARE-UH-MELL.
And you know what ... I absolve you of your sin. I'd have thrown a tantrum in the store because there were no candy apples. Bastards.
car-a-mel. i say. gray. i think it's all english to go all earl grey. but i do love lovely colours. in fact, i find that u sneaking up on me so often these days, i just leave it in. the flavour, the colour...
ReplyDeleteINXS is on. is it suicide blond? blonde??
i tried to post the other day and i couldn't...so i'm catching up and letting you know that my poodle that i had...it WAS a big one. that is what "standard" poodles are. they are the only ones good for anything. in france, they used to use them for hunting. they woof, they don't yap. there. now i feel free for speaking my poodle truth.
and while i'm not that big of a fan of caramel, i do love the caramello. yum.
opaco, even if you don't get caught you get a stomach ache. That sucks.
ReplyDeleteSmussy, so you were the big poodle owner. Interesting. I know they do bark One lived by us and he and his poodle brother would bark at me constantly when I would be by their house.
MN I would steal Mach blades too, those are friggin expensive. What a rip.
ReplyDeleteLOL, did your jewelry box have a small mirror and one of those spinning ballerinas in it? Because mine did. And it had stolen candy in it too.
ReplyDeleteSome Girl, Yes it did! Are you a spy?
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