I am a desperate housewife.
I like the smell of old books.
The way the air smells on the first spring day makes me melancholy.
I love my television and TiVo a little too much.
I am a romantic.
I always knew I would have twins.
I want to be the girl with the most cake.
when I was growing up, my neighbor lady used to say "dungarees." I thought it was soooo funny, b/c my mom never used that word. Course it was the 70s, and I'm pretty sure she never dresed us in jeans.
Ahem... Could you clarify? Do you mean 'pussy' and 'cunt' or 'prick' and 'cock' or 'poontang' and 'coochie'?
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On the Periodic Table, C stands for Carbon and P for Phosphorus.
ReplyDeletewords i am fond of:
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cunning
butt
boobies
nipple
mind-numbing-sex
when I was growing up, my neighbor lady used to say "dungarees." I thought it was soooo funny, b/c my mom never used that word. Course it was the 70s, and I'm pretty sure she never dresed us in jeans.
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Cooch
And ... all of yours.
hate the phrase 'moons over my hammy' even at denny's, even 3am hungry, can't say it. don't even like typing it.
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