I am a desperate housewife.
I like the smell of old books.
The way the air smells on the first spring day makes me melancholy.
I love my television and TiVo a little too much.
I am a romantic.
I always knew I would have twins.
I want to be the girl with the most cake.
vas deference. ha ha ha
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Giggle
Hot (as in ... "J is one hot man")
Kate Spade (is that two words? it's a proper name, after all)
Favorites:
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Crunchy(derived from crush as in I'm all crunchy on her)
Fuckpants