I am a desperate housewife.
I like the smell of old books.
The way the air smells on the first spring day makes me melancholy.
I love my television and TiVo a little too much.
I am a romantic.
I always knew I would have twins.
I want to be the girl with the most cake.
Ok, my Wife has a friend who's a bit older than us. She's been married to the same guy forever and they have three kids and, he's the only man she's ever had sex with. He's not the best husband for her and has a pecular sex addiction that causes him to expose his penis to other people in Adult book stores (of course, I hear this and think he's off giving and gettign BJs but I don't let this on to the ladies). So, her life isn't perfect, but hey, who's is right?
Anyway, my wife has aparently bragged about my size to her friend and on occasions when we go out drinking her friend enjoys ribbing me about it. Then one night, I showed her a photo of it, and since then she's made it pretty clear that she is tempted. My secret urge is to take her to a hotel and have sex for a few hours with her. Any time we're out drinking and she's getting flirty I think about this. My wife would get all pissed off about this as she's bi and likes her frined a lot, but her friend is one of these folks who buys into the idea that God hates people who are not on the straight and narrow.
Still, there have been times that the two of us have teased the hell out of each other and I would love the have the opportunity to be her second.
Interesting question... er...
ReplyDeleteOk, my Wife has a friend who's a bit older than us. She's been married to the same guy forever and they have three kids and, he's the only man she's ever had sex with. He's not the best husband for her and has a pecular sex addiction that causes him to expose his penis to other people in Adult book stores (of course, I hear this and think he's off giving and gettign BJs but I don't let this on to the ladies). So, her life isn't perfect, but hey, who's is right?
Anyway, my wife has aparently bragged about my size to her friend and on occasions when we go out drinking her friend enjoys ribbing me about it. Then one night, I showed her a photo of it, and since then she's made it pretty clear that she is tempted. My secret urge is to take her to a hotel and have sex for a few hours with her. Any time we're out drinking and she's getting flirty I think about this. My wife would get all pissed off about this as she's bi and likes her frined a lot, but her friend is one of these folks who buys into the idea that God hates people who are not on the straight and narrow.
Still, there have been times that the two of us have teased the hell out of each other and I would love the have the opportunity to be her second.
I pretty much do whatever I feel like.
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