E comes home this afternoon and not a moment too soon. Let me run the week by numbers for you:
number of cats fed and water been made available to all week long- 2
number of toilets clogged by son, who is remarkably a lot like his father- 2
number of teachers I had to tell there is in fact NO baby girl in my belly due any day now despite what my daughter says-1
number of days this week I was a single parent-5
number of days I wanted to leave the kids and join the circus-1.5
number of pictures my kids have drawn for me in the past five days- 23984
number of pictures I have had to throw away under the cover of darkness- 23982
number of stress induced cold sores received- 1
number of hours left before I can drink myself into a coma-7
7 years ago
Six and a half hours now!
ReplyDeleteMy kids are in the drawing and cutting stage too!
ReplyDeleteExcept I quit waiting for darkness after I stepped on a piece of paper and almost did a split.
I picked up some half used tablets for free at a yard sale so I don't feel guilty that they only colored on 1/2 half of 1 side and then were done with it.
Ha! Oh, enjoy your reunion and your respite!
ReplyDeleteI always feel guilty for throwing out the papers, but come on, we wouldnt have room to move if I kept them all!!
ReplyDeleteWow. I feel for you. I have to say, I went to the circus a few years ago. Oddly enough, the lifestyle looked a little appealing to me. Don't get me wrong, the cat lady wrangler is sort of strange, but she had so much plastic surgery to her face and chesticles. I thought, if a circus performer can do that on their wages, then I am in the wrong profession. (I'm a carnival worker)
ReplyDeleteI hope your evening was fabulous and more importantly that you get to sleep in on Saturday!
ReplyDeleteI hope you had a great night! You deserve it...and I also hope you awoke hangover free so you can do it again tonight!!!
ReplyDeleteYay! You are reunited!
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great night.
I know you didn't post anything today, but I saw your new picture on twitter. I love it. You're beauuuutiful.
ReplyDeleteI hope your coma was magnificent :)
ReplyDeleteThat is it! Jen is my new bestest friend.
ReplyDeleteI loooove you Jen.
My weekend was great guys, thanks.
Drink up. Seems like you deserve it.
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