Thins I learned While Watching The Most Education Summer Show, I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here:
1) My summer show standards (say that 3 times fast) is at a all new low.
2) Lou Diamond Phillips' head is very oddly shaped. I can't stop looking at it.
3) I think Janice Dickinson looks good for her age, but would look better without so much work and the oil she must grease her face with 24/7. It is like the gel they use for your ultrasound. Unless Janice's face is pregnant, she should lay off the stuff.
4) I miss Sanjaya's hair. Hair made that man.
5) Really "celebrities"? You may as well call this show I'm nobody you have ever heard of until now but now I invade your every thought with the shape of my head and greasy face sucka Get me Out Of Here.
It would ring more true.
6) Torrie can kick your ass. I am scared of her.
7) Some shows that were made in Britain are better off staying in Britain.
2 months ago