Monday, September 29, 2008

How About A Swift Kick In The.........

I think it is correct in assuming at some point I am going to kick my realtor in the balls. Hard.
He seems 40% typical realtor 40% idiot and 20% loser.

Other people I want to kick in the balls in no particular order:
-George Bush
-Anyone who names their child after a movie character or a fruit/vegetable
-Tom Cruise
-Ryan Seacrest
-Clay Aiken's hair stylist
-The AAP
- My mailman (seriously who do you have to blow to get your mail before dinner time? Also wipe that puss of your face when you have to walk 20 feet to my door with a package. Dick)
-Julie Chen
-People who collect stuffed animals in the back window of their car



Who do you want to kick in the balls today?


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17 comments:

  1. hmmm so many to choose from...

    I agree with George Bush :) and I would like to do something to Sarah Palin's hair... Other than that I think you have a good list going there!

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  2. I would like to kick:

    all goverment form writers who write forms that are impossible to fill out!

    the stockers at the grocery store who insist on stocking the shelves at the busiest times of the day!

    The grumpy old lady at the post office who makes you feel like you have no right to be there requesting stamps, extra insurance for a package, a passport application, and a box all at the same trip.

    The 5 people who called me on my ONLY day off all before 10am!

    PS thanks for the $5 GC!!! I have never won a contest via a blog before!!!

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  3. Oh my GOSH I literally just GUFFAWED, I think! LOL at any rate I sure did Laugh at loud!! Sorry your having a ball kicking day. I wish, tomorrow, that your day be Ball Busting, instead.

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  4. Good evening from Greece. Leonidio.

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  5. all of those plus:

    any of the girls from "The Hills"

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  6. Balls I'd Like to Punt:
    - Wall Street (for being greedy)
    - GWB*
    - McCain (for being a wishy washy douche)
    - Dion (for squandering his party's potential)
    - My riding's candidates (for being too boring to vote for)
    - The a**hole who sexually assaulted and killed 14 year old Emily Stauffer

    *If he had balls, of course.

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  7. I totally agree on the mailman (or, in my case, mailwoman). If someone parks in front of our mailbox (which is hard to prevent when you live in a cul-de-sac with no parking beyond driveways), she'll sit in her mail truck and blare the horn until we come out and get the mail from her - and she doesn't exactly hand it to us with a smile. She is evil!

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  8. Can you add Clay Aiken's make-up artist, too? That dude is flawless in the People magazine photos. It's disconcerting!

    Also, yeah for gift cards! Cool!

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  9. Oh, girl. You are seriously going to have to stand behind me in the line when it comes to kicking some of those people in the balls.

    Bush? Yeah. I signed up for my spot years ago. Also, I'm not sure how tall you are, but when kicking Tom Cruise in the balls, you better know he's quite teeny. Make sure your aim is low. Don't miss the opportunity like I did 8 years ago. For realsies.

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  10. Woohoo! I actually won something off a blog. Thank you!

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  11. I would like to kick the entire Fox News team in the balls, except for Sheppard Smith. Bill O'Reily would be first and then I'd just go on a random ball kicking mission. I say this because my husband leaves Fox on ALL DAY and it is making me VIOLENT.

    Other than that, there is this small, hairy guy that I used to be friends with that I hear is moving back to Dallas. I actually said five minutes before reading your post, "I hope I run into him so I can give him a kick in the balls so hard they end up around his ears." Anger management issues much? Perhaps. I promise you though, that day will come, and I will make sure to have a camera with me so that I can share the joy with all of you.

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  12. I would like to kick Father Time in the fat, flabby, old ass for making the 2.5 hrs that my son is in school go by so freaking quickly. Pisses me off. Every time.

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  13. Surprisingly, I don't want to kick anyone in the balls today.

    Wow. That's a first.

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  14. Yayyy! Thank you! I am at swishygirl13 at aol.com.

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  15. Okay, gotcha. I'm going to go clean out the ledge behind the seats in my car now. For ABSOLUTELY NO reason. (Just after I tuck little Broccoli in bed...)

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  17. I would like to kick Comcast in their collective balls!!! Cuz they blow.

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