Friday, February 06, 2009

AND we Tipped Them On Top Of It

Okay, so I moved, it was hard and now I am somewhere new and blah, blah, blah. I am sure you are as sick of reading about my move as I am about writing.
Indulge me in one more story about my move that I think is hilarious and so very embarrassing.

E hired movers to move our stuff separately from the truck rental. They came on time and did a good job and everything was fine.
Until they came up to the master bedroom to take apart my dresser to move it. They took out the drawers and I left the room to find a bag or box to put my remaining clothes in it: my bras and underwear. By he time I came back, they drawers were gone, they had moved them with my bras and underwear in them. Embarrassing but not so bad.

Then they moved on to my side tables, again I was getting a box to put the two vibrators that were huge and colorful and did naughty things and was given to me at my bachlorette party and never used but ended up somewhere in the back of something until E decided just to throw them in my bedside table. The movers lifted the table, heard something rattle inside and opened the drawer, saw the vibrators and quickly shut it, while I died silently on the inside and crawled under my bed.

Don't even get me started on how I had E commandeer the tables before his uncle or cousins unpacked them and got the same peek.
Speaking of peeks, we have no blinds on any rooms in this house and although we are very secluded here, there are still cars that pass and I can see one house from my master bedroom, so I will accept your thank-yous NH for the free show.
Your welcome.

7 comments:

  1. That is TOO funny! Thankfully, our movers just wrapped braces around our dressers/drawers and moved them full loaded.

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  2. OMG lol!! They probably were turned on lol!

    When are we going to find out abouy what else is in your side table drawers? Or was that it?

    blankets maybe for the windows?

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  3. Oh, dear. The new neighbors are going to love you....

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  4. I kid you not, same thing happened to a friend of mine but the movers kept commenting that maybe a cell phone was vibrating while they were unpacking so they were diligently looking for it. She damn near died when the mover shouted, "Found it!!" and then looked at what he'd found... then just silently put it back in the drawer and closed it. They were all SO embarassed but I laughed the hardest and loudest that I EVER had and that eventually broke the really uncomfortable ice!!

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  5. It's things like that that just seem to make moving that less stressful. Or maybe I have that the other way around!

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  6. Ahh that is too funny. Could be worse. When I lived alone in my own apartment (first time ever at the age of 26!! before that I was married) Anyways, my niece who at the time was 9 literally DUG thru my very top dresser drawer, unwrapped a bag that had a "toy" in it and then un tied the knot I had around the bag the toy was in and then brings it to me and goes AUNTIE!! What's this I found in your dresser.
    GAAAAGGGKKKK...umm well hun... that's a joke gift someone gave me...umm ask your mom....lol

    Yeah..my sister was NOT impressed..

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  7. "two vibrators that were huge and colorful and did naughty things and was given to me at my bachlorette party and never used but ended up somewhere in the back of something until E decided just to throw them in my bedside table."

    .....a likely story.

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