3 months ago
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
What Happens In The Tub, Stays In The Tub
This is the scene I awoke to in my bathroom this morning. So many questions:
When did it become acceptable to swim without bathing suits?
where is the silver surfer's surf board? Shouldn't he be needing it, being that he was in the water and all.
Where does hello Kitty fit into this partay?
Why do my parties never end up looking like this much fun?
Why are all the superheroes face down but the Belle and Pocahontas face up? Is this some sort of signal?
Lastly and most importantly, who the hell is going to clean up this mess?