Things I that were running through my mind when I was half awake this morning listening to my kids:
R to her brother: LOOK! A shark is here to play with us!
Me: did E hire a shark that is coming today? Think, Tuesday, think!.......wait........what?
Me: Am I pregnant?
Me: What if I buy the domain ican'tpoop.com? People could share stories and tips and tricks. That would be glorious.
Me: how can I stop these horrendous hip pains? What if I sleep on a hemorrhoid pillow? I wish I had a temperpedic mattress, I wonder if I could steal one.
Still no baby news. I am still not dilated but 50% effaced. Blech.
Of course a healthy, happy baby is all E and I want but I am horribly scared of another C-section.
2 months ago