Tuesday, August 17, 2004

Anyone want a dog?

Why does my dog insist on licking herself and bathing herself between the hours of 2-4am? It is the most annoying thing in the world. Plus when we yell at her we have to do it at least twice before she stops.
Sure groom yourself, but biting your nails and the incessant licking has got to stop in the wee hours of the morn.

The worst thing I ever did in my life was give Baby B a pacifier. I hate it. The pacifier is a spawn of the devil. He decided "hey, I am going to trick people in the meanest way I could. I will give them something to make their new child stop fussing and crying. The baby will be a great baby and they will lead themselves into a false sense of proper parenting. But one day they will have to take it away from the cute baby and then they will really see what cryign and screaming is, and it will last for weeks on end. Haaahhaaaaa."
It is a genius plan on the part of the devil.

I will wait until she is a little older and reason with her, perhaps take her to Disney or Sesame place and have her give the evil instrument of Satan to Elmo or Mickey. Or maybe she will graduate college with it in her mouth still.
We will be so proud!

1 comment:

  1. We gave a binky (as we call it) to our daughter when she was a few weeks old because she was colicky. Now she is 2 and she will carry around 4 at a time. Or if I don't have one then she will cry for it. I agree they are horrible. Payback for us will be thousands of dollars in braces when they are older!!!!


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