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My head is spinning with worries, holiday stuff left undone, strange cravings that go as fast as they came and pregnancy brain. I have so many questions that I can't answer. Maybe you can.
Do people really think Michael Vick got too harsh or a punishment?
Why do all of my maternity tops have 3/4 sleeves? Really, all of them!
Even though it can be such a great place to live, why does NJ suck so very much sometimes?
Why would my sister own any maternity shirts with horizontal stripes?
Can my ass spread that fast? Can I blame the wide ass on these pants?
How can my daughter only be four but acts like she is fourteen? I am in real trouble when she actually becomes a teenager! I am planning my escape now.
Why would my adorable blog just get all funky on me for no reason one day? I miss you sidebar! I am sorry I cannot fix you myself.
7 years ago
All very fine questions none of which I have an answer for!
ReplyDelete1) Some people do... and that's jacked up. Teaching those dogs to kill eachother, much less killing one yourself is depicable
ReplyDelete2)Maybe 3/4 are your signature "thing." It could be worse... they could all have pads in the shoulder. Right?
3) I think the cause of the suckage has to be y'all accent.(just kidding) I know, I know... I live in Texas!!
3)That really is a great question. Really, why would ANYone, pregnant or not.
4) My ass spread quickly and I'm not even preggers.
5) Run!
6) Maybe E's ex=boss jacked that up for you, too.
These were all written in jest.
that spreading ass!!! That's the worst part of pregnancy!
ReplyDeleteand get your girl the High School Musical!!!!!