Friday, December 14, 2007

Questions Unanswered

My head is spinning with worries, holiday stuff left undone, strange cravings that go as fast as they came and pregnancy brain. I have so many questions that I can't answer. Maybe you can.

Do people really think Michael Vick got too harsh or a punishment?

Why do all of my maternity tops have 3/4 sleeves? Really, all of them!

Even though it can be such a great place to live, why does NJ suck so very much sometimes?

Why would my sister own any maternity shirts with horizontal stripes?

Can my ass spread that fast? Can I blame the wide ass on these pants?

How can my daughter only be four but acts like she is fourteen? I am in real trouble when she actually becomes a teenager! I am planning my escape now.

Why would my adorable blog just get all funky on me for no reason one day? I miss you sidebar! I am sorry I cannot fix you myself.

3 comments:

  1. All very fine questions none of which I have an answer for!

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  2. Kristi8:00 AM

    1) Some people do... and that's jacked up. Teaching those dogs to kill eachother, much less killing one yourself is depicable

    2)Maybe 3/4 are your signature "thing." It could be worse... they could all have pads in the shoulder. Right?

    3) I think the cause of the suckage has to be y'all accent.(just kidding) I know, I know... I live in Texas!!

    3)That really is a great question. Really, why would ANYone, pregnant or not.

    4) My ass spread quickly and I'm not even preggers.

    5) Run!

    6) Maybe E's ex=boss jacked that up for you, too.

    These were all written in jest.

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  3. that spreading ass!!! That's the worst part of pregnancy!

    and get your girl the High School Musical!!!!!

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