I am a desperate housewife.
I like the smell of old books.
The way the air smells on the first spring day makes me melancholy.
I love my television and TiVo a little too much.
I am a romantic.
I always knew I would have twins.
I want to be the girl with the most cake.
Things that gross me out about being a mother #43589: I found a nail clipping from one of my kids in my hair last night. I had clipped their nails hours before that.
lol sorry!! i had to laugh at that! but once i was clipping Ryan's nails and one got into my eye. It cost me $300 to get it out. lol. it was gross though. to have that thing in my eye.
Reminds me of a nasty gag gift my friend's brother gave her. He knows she has a THING about even the sound of nail clippers - grosses her out.
He wrote this funny poem that had all these inside jokes from their childhood. He mentioned how much he loved her and said he had really thought hard about what he could give her to "display" his love for her. Inside the box was one of those clear, glass ornaments and filled it halffull with nail clipping - collected from all the family members.
Ewwwwww!
ReplyDeleteThat's as bad as when my kids sneeze on me. lol.
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I've been known to sport around snot or food rubbed on a nice sweater. Ahhhh the joys of motherhood!
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ReplyDeletesorry!! i had to laugh at that! but once i was clipping Ryan's nails and one got into my eye.
It cost me $300 to get it out. lol.
it was gross though. to have that thing in my eye.
Reminds me of a nasty gag gift my friend's brother gave her. He knows she has a THING about even the sound of nail clippers - grosses her out.
ReplyDeleteHe wrote this funny poem that had all these inside jokes from their childhood. He mentioned how much he loved her and said he had really thought hard about what he could give her to "display" his love for her. Inside the box was one of those clear, glass ornaments and filled it halffull with nail clipping - collected from all the family members.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little....