Monday, November 17, 2008

I Love My Visitors

I have been getting some interesting searches ending up at my blog. I can't complain, I love visitors no matter how they get here. I thought I would share though, everyone deserves a laugh on a Monday.

if it is the 16 November how many days until christmas- Can you yourself not do this simple math? Do you not remember the days of the month song from elementary school? Also, do you not own a calendar? This is most troublesome.

girl banana- I am always trying to find out what the difference between a girl banana and a boy banana. They both taste the same to me.

i am a girl and i love porn- Join the club. What do you want, a metal?

massage my boobs games - Here is how you play, massage my boobs and then my back, legs, arms, feet and hands. Give me a hairgasm. Now I will sleep. Game over- you won.

the child arrived the other day- Luuuucky. My child has been back ordered and I am not sure when it will arrive. I hope before Christmas!


The people who are searching the Internets with these search terms deserve the quality blog that I put out here.

8 comments:

  1. Hhhmmm...how about "massage my boobs with a boy banana"? I wonder what results I would get with that search.

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  2. LOL!!

    people seem to find me by searching for Crab Goggles.

    Why would you be searching for crab goggles?

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  3. Heh...I wonder if "I am a girl and I love porn" actually thinks she's the only one out there in the world!

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  4. Sorry, I love a good banana joke. I laughed as hard this time as when you posted how people found you in the summer! This is riveting!

    As an aside, I think I should tell you that my word verfication thingy here is "pures". How odd is that?

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  5. Ever see that episode of House where Dr. House was ranting about the internet? "If you took all the porn off the net there'd only be one website left, www.bringbacktheporn."

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  6. I'll have to try this on my blog. Love the idea. Thanks for stopping by Momtrends and entering a few contests. There will be 15 in total before Christmas!

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  7. The number one search for me is green poop. Or Butt cake. New one is tighty whities. I would say people are weird but I did put up the content to begin with. ;o)

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  8. This was hilarious!

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