I have been getting some interesting searches ending up at my blog. I can't complain, I love visitors no matter how they get here. I thought I would share though, everyone deserves a laugh on a Monday.
if it is the 16 November how many days until christmas- Can you yourself not do this simple math? Do you not remember the days of the month song from elementary school? Also, do you not own a calendar? This is most troublesome.
girl banana- I am always trying to find out what the difference between a girl banana and a boy banana. They both taste the same to me.
i am a girl and i love porn- Join the club. What do you want, a metal?
massage my boobs games - Here is how you play, massage my boobs and then my back, legs, arms, feet and hands. Give me a hairgasm. Now I will sleep. Game over- you won.
the child arrived the other day- Luuuucky. My child has been back ordered and I am not sure when it will arrive. I hope before Christmas!
The people who are searching the Internets with these search terms deserve the quality blog that I put out here.
2 months ago