Friday, January 13, 2006

Disgusting

Today I went to my PCP for a physical and to check up somethings my OBGYN asked me to check up on. This is my second visit to this particular doctor, and she is nice and her staff is nice, but she is grossly overweight and her office could stand to be cleaned.
But that is not the worst of it.

She came in to exam me and started with my neck. I started to smell something, then it got stronger, then I got nauseas and realized what it was.
Her hands smelled like vagina.
That is right, vagina.
va. gin. a.

How fucking sick is that? I wanted to melt away right there, then I hold in my grin and laughter because I thought "How funny is this going to be when I tell E, that they doctor he sent me to has hands that smell like dirty underwear."

SO after my appointment, I called him & let him know and he starts laughing. "What is so funny, it is SO gross, not funny". He said"honey that is gross but you said it loud enough that my BRAND NEW manager just heard you."

Well, that is a hell of a way to break the ice.

7 comments:

  1. Did she have a fish handshake?

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  2. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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  3. UR, that is just wrong.
    Amanda, I know!

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  4. I just had to swallow my own vomit. So eeeww! Please tell me that you aren't going back!

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  5. Hey, stopped by via Mommy Files. That is to funny and really really gross. I wouldn't have just sat there and let her touch me. Ewww.

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  6. let's assume that no one lets her get away with examining them without gloves. exactly *who* does that vagina smell belong to?

    and this is the grossest thing I've ever heard. seriously. ga.roooo.ssss

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  7. Wow...that's just...wrong. But a sick part of me also finds it hilarious.

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