Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Shit Mitts

I am so glad I am not alone with the love for these nifty potty mitts. *
It is good to know I can go in on a case of these suckers with some of you germ-a-phobes.
I love, love , love it.
Those mitts, in combination with these will provide just the right amount of protection that I am looking for (yes, I am sick). AND you need protecting, have you seen restroom toilets lately? I wouldn't let my dog shit in some of the restrooms I have been in.

Now when I am out in a public toilet I will look around for some of you potty mitt lovers . When I find you, I will give you the look of victory and I will nod, knowing your germ free plight, and you will nod back with a tear in your eye, for you have finally found someone who understands.

I am that person.

* some of you comment that you wish you thought of these things, and I would like you to know I SOO invented this many, many years ago.
Yes, I am pissed that I never followed through with it because now we would be talking about how fucking rich I am off of "Tuesday's shit mitts".


  1. I like how in that picture that mom is still letting her daughter touch the toilet. Even with that thing on I wouldn't do that.

  2. This reminds me of a product idea I had shortly after I got married...I got two e-mails in a row and both of them messed up my new name. The first one was to B. Towell and the second was to P. Bowell. This prompted me to come up with Towells for Bowells for those embarrassing messy movements.

    It's scary where your mind goes when you let it.

  3. ok, so I saw your comments about living in Arizona in your previous post so I had to add this to your comment section. I don't live in Arizona, but the next best (worst) thing (at least in the summer)... Texas and I thought this was hysterical!!!

    Livin' in Arizona

    May 30th: Just moved to Arizona. Now this is a state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

    June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.

    June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

    July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.

    July 15th: Fell asleep by the community pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body). Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

    July 20th: I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the upholstery. The car now smells like Kibbles and shit...I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat.

    July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

    Jul. 30th: Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now. $225,000 house and I can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?

    Aug. 4th: Its 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate this stupid state.

    Aug. 8th: If another wise ass cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!

    Aug. 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when I sat on the seats in the car, I thought my ass was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.

    Aug. 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do shit for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn desert? Water rationing will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over. Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.

    Aug. 14th: Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield of the car. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My sister had to spend $1500 to bail me out of jail. Freaking Arizona. What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??

    Will write later to let you know how the trial goes.

  4. Anonymous11:53 AM

    Here is another product that I just got at Buy Buy Baby. They are just like Potty Toppers, but they are a lot bigger and hang down the sides so you may not need the mitts. I have a 3yr old and some of those bathrooms are so nasty. (I hope the link works if not they are made by a company called Classy Kids)

  5. Anon, I LOVE these and I am going to buy buy baby next time I go home.
    Thank you!


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