Wednesday, November 29, 2006

At Least Let Your C-Section Scar Heal First!

Is it too much to ask to roam freely around the internets, ready to soak in all the knowledge and answers the universe is ready to give me, without seeing Britney, Lindsey or Paris' bare vajayjay??

Anyone?

Apparently it is, because I have seen more naked vaginas in the past two weeks then Charlie Sheen on a bender.
WTF?

Doesn't anyone where underwear anymore?
A thong perhaps?

Under garments aren't even a fleeting thought when you wear a short skirt, enter and exit cars frequently on your way to becoming America's Next Top Whore, and are endlessly followed by guys with cameras??
Hmm.

I am just glad to see that two children under the age of 15 months isn't slowing Britney's partying.
Good for her.

9 comments:

  1. I must be a prude- I always wore little spandex shorts (like lollipops that cheerleaders wear) under my skirts when I was in school. It was a miracle if I even WORE a skirt to school, but these chicks...I don't know. I wish I could go a day without seeing their "glory".

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  2. Ugh, Seriously!

    And you'd hope that maybe the first time it would be all "Oops" and then they'd wear them.. because you cannot tell me these girls don't know they're all over the web with this stuff.... and yet it KEEPS HAPPENING. Ew.

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  3. I wonder if Britney thought "Oops, I did it again"?

    No seriously, I accidentialy stumbled accross Lindsay Lohan's hooha on the internet the other day and thought I would become spontaneously bulimic.

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  4. Vomit. Vomit. Vomit. Looks like a naked mole rat!

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  5. I don't mind it. :-)

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  6. I don't get the anti-underwear crew...it's just...I don't know, too much air or something. They must stand all day long...

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  7. She is a MESS. Those poor kids.

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  8. I just hope her Momma's proud...after all,she worked so hard to get her to where she is today.

    Puke!

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  9. Naked Mole Rat. LOL *snort* snort* That's funny.

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