Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Delivering Love

I was listening to a radio show this morning and a UPS driver called in. The host asked him if women really hit on him when he makes deliveries. He told them women hit on him all day long.
Really?

I know our UPS man very well because my husband would get deliveries for work at least once a week and I have offered the man a drink but hitting on him? Maybe I just don't have a hot enough UPS driver.
Maybe UPS men are better lovers and I am not aware of this suburban knowledge.
Maybe I am not bored enough or maybe I have to wait for Fed Ex to make a delivery.

What about you? Do you have hot delivery men or women?


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13 comments:

  1. My brother is a UPS delivery guy, so I don't usually think to hit on them, but he IS super cute. Super taken with 3 kids under 4, but super cute. :)

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  2. My UPS delivery guy is super hot...but he is married to a friend of mine. But we always tease him about having the best looking legs ever.

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  3. My postman came to the door yesterday and he was SO cute. Young, but still very cute. I find this to be completely atypical but you bet I will be sitting at my desk waiting to see him cruise by and drop off my mail everyday :)

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  4. I would guess that the UPS delivery guys that were interviewed were delusional...and ugly. What in their head constitutes being hit on? Most guys think if you smile at them, you're coming on to them.

    On the other hand, if any of them can say some woman blew him on the stoop? I'd say that's a legitimate claim to being "hit on" (except it sounds like a story from Penthouse, so still questionable).

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  5. Hot UPS and Fed ex delivery guys? Hot mailmen? I def live in the wrong suburb!

    If we ever move, I'll have to make a point to knock on a prospective neighbor's door and ask if the delivery guys and mailmen are hot!

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  6. Ours is not hot, but I TOTALLY believe it.

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  7. I actually knew a lady who had a fling with a UPS driver. His truck was parked on her street way more than it ever needed to be. It was bad because the neighbors all knew. Eventually, so did her husband. He stopped the deliveries.

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  8. NO!!!! dag gonnit.I would be ordering more stuff if I did(hehehehehe)My hubby though is the hottest guy ever so if I need a uniform fix I tell him to go put on his police uniform from work and well ya all know the rest.My hubby never ever puts on his uniform before work because he knows I would be making him late everyday.HEHEHEHE ;) So its ok that our delivery guy is about a 4 cause I got an above 10 at home.well,now that I think about it I better catch hubby before work :p
    Love Shawny

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  9. I have to admit to thinking some UPS drivers are pretty hot. As for hitting on them. Not so much. But then again that's not normally my personality anyway.

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  10. My girlfriend's husband is a UPS driver & I think he's pretty good looking so maybe its possible. Now since I work a full time job I'm usually not home to receive my packages so I might have to find out if my packages are made by women. Hmmm...

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  11. I have a hot plumber. But it's kind of embarassing because he only comes over when someone has clogged up the toilet, and I wonder if he thinks that it was MY massive crap that clogged up the toilet.

    Not the most conducive atmosphere for hot illicit plumber love, certainly.

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  12. My UPS driver is so cute, and I think they all look a WHOLE lot cuter now that brown is back in fashion. But it never ever occurred to me to hit on him. Although, I do wave to him if I'm out and he drives by. Maybe he'd call that hitting on him.

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  13. I never have flirted with him either but I do know that a girl got fired for giving him a bj in the freight elevator in our blg!

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