Thursday, September 16, 2004

What kind of man are you?

I have noticed a lot more men staring at my chest lately. I don't know why, I have been the same size for my entire adult life, which is not exceptionally big or small. I am not wearing cleavage revealing clothing. I do not write LOOK on my T shirts either. So why all the looks? I decided that it is because most men are boob men. Of course there are butt men, stomach men, leg men* and the ever scary, foot men out there but most of them are all in it for the boobs.

Is it cleavage or the hope of seeing the outline of a nipple or is it the entire breast itself that men radar into like drug hounds? Why don't women find men's penises that alluring? the reason is woman have beautiful bodies and men don't. Women are soft and curvy, and men's are more utilitarian. Don't get me wrong I love men, but really, nothing really great to look at.

* In my experience all leg men are over the age of 63 and also love medicare and anything that comes with a senior drink.


  1. Anonymous6:15 PM

    I was a boob man, but my taste has certainly developed over the years. Physically what really gets me are:

    -Nice smile, nice teeth. I have somewhat of a teeth fetish. Slight irregularities can be very hot!
    -Breasts. Not the size, but the overall boobs. Are they plump, spread out, big nipples, small, what color nipples? It's all so damn fascinating! I love it. My ex had a big birthmark on her left boob, and I could guess it when had a v neck, but seeing it for real was a big discovery.
    -Legs. I am a sucker for legs. For calves actually. I'm obsesses with nice calves, and nice knees. Maria's legs are kind of short, not her best feature, but they're very cute too.
    -Ass. I think it's more about curves. You're right, guys aren't really nice to look at. I mean really. What's with testicules? So damn ugly. The thing with asses, is that naked they really are pretty similar, but they can be very sexy through pants.
    -Eyes. I can't deny the eyes. I melt when I see nice eyes.
    -Stomach. I melt when I see a nice stomach too.

    Damn it, I'm just a sucker for every part of a woman's body.

  2. hmm, don't know why that last post was anonymous, but it was certainly me :) the boob man


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