Things I miss since I have become a Mom:
Going to the bathroom alone. This doesn't seem like much of an issue, but it is. Some things are better off alone and I really don't feel like explaining a period to a two year old. That's just wrong.
Having at least 15 minutes to finish a meal. I hate rushing and pounding my food down because I have the two kids who will not sit in their high chairs more then 8 minutes. Not to mention but they are really nice high chairs. AND they recline for a nap after a nice snack. What could be better?!?
Talking on the phone without interruptions.
Not hearing Old Mac Donald or the ABC song 923478328946 times a day.
Getting dressed without someone pointing to my breast and asking "what's dat?" with a disgusted look on her face.
Only having to clean up after myself.
Not having to ever worry about whether or not someone pooped today, or yesterday or in the last week.
3 months ago