Friday, June 15, 2007

It's Either That Or Nothing

What's that? Fathers Day is this Sunday you say?
Who knew? Not me I can tell you that. With all the in-law excitement and the husband/wife quarrels, I had no idea.
I am sure my husband will be OK with a card that is in Spanish made for a great grandfather, because I am sure that is all that is left at Hallmark.

Oh well, perhaps I should go the (easy! cheap!) Fish route and give him a bj for Father's Day. It is better then a stupid tie, that I know.

I have to be the #1 wife in the world.
Have to be.

7 comments:

  1. So you mean I don't have to give and present AND a bj? I can just do one or the other?? Man he has been fooling me for years!!!!

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  2. Men are soooo easy to please. Now, you don't see THAT in the Sears catalog, do you? ;)

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  3. ::sigh:: I'll get socks.

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  4. Better yet... you make up a coupon book, each coupon good for a particular favor. Just be sure to rip up each coupon as it's used, lest you run the risk of them getting dug out of the trash and re-used.

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  5. UR, I guess you have to give back your man card now that you gave away a man's best secret: doubles.

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  6. um, you're the second best wife. we have steak and blowjob night on the 23rd of every month.

    and still, my gag threshold is not very impressive .... :)

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  7. nita, I was willing to throw in a card, but steak? Now you are pushing it!

    Kevin- ask for one, it is your day.

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