Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Can I Help it That Men are Pervs?

Me: did you see that police office run out of his car to pull me over? He pointed me over? Who has ever heard of that?

E: yeah! What did he say to you?

Me: He said "Is there a reason you are going 48 in a 35?" and I said "no" then he asked "so no medical emergency? no medical reason you would be driving that fast?" again I replied "no" although I wanted to make up an medical excuse like on The Office. I could have said "yes, sir because of my hot dog fingers" or "Yes, I am rushing because of my government created killer nano-robot infection".

E: Uhhhh.
Did you get a ticket?

Me: no.

E: because you are a chick!

Me: yup. I just squeezed my boobs together and leaned into him a little and next thing I know he was telling me to slow down and have a nice day.

E: I can't believe it! Wow. It must be so great to be a girl.

Me: yeah besides the carrying of babies, sometimes two at once, for nine months, cramps, PMS, morning sickness, periods that never leave, catering to small people's every need, cost of bras, .70 to every $1.00 a man makes, embarrassing amount of maternity leave, not being able to pee outside and
stretch marks it is a hoot. The least I can do is not get a ticket once in awhile.

Right ladies?

10 comments:

  1. lmao

    yeah, the boobs get us SOOOOOOOOOOOOo far in life...

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  2. I am going to have to try that if I ever get pulled over- knock on wood :)

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  3. Harumph. And to think last week, to get off with a written warning, I actually had to show the guy some leg.

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  4. Ughh, no kidding! I work with almost all guys and I'm CONSTANTLY reminding them how good they have it!

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  5. Hey you! Just wanted to stop by and say hi. :)

    Ro

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  6. That is hilariously classic!! Girls got to take her advantages when she can!

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  7. I was once pulled over going 83 in a 55. I told the officer that I was desperately late for an exam (which was true) and not only did I not get a ticket, he wrote a note to my professor and told him that I was late because he pulled me over.

    Yes...boobs are good :)

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  8. ROFL the power of boobs!

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  9. They are powerful. I myself have been mesmerized by them in the past.

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