I am a desperate housewife.
I like the smell of old books.
The way the air smells on the first spring day makes me melancholy.
I love my television and TiVo a little too much.
I am a romantic.
I always knew I would have twins.
I want to be the girl with the most cake.
I wanted to share with you a picture I had taken a few weeks ago on my way to the beach. This is a store front of a surgical store.
Some great mind decided it would be a great idea and really draw customers in with a entire window front of adult diapers. This would not be my store of choice to go and say, pick up a new cane. So very odd.
MANAGER: "All right, folks! We need a display that will really grab people's attention! Something that says to them, 'Look what we've got! Come on in!' Any suggestions? Peterson?"
PETERSON: "Ben Gay?"
MANAGER: "Just that experimental time in college. Andrews?"
ANDREWS: "Um...Metamucil?"
MANAGER: "Shitty idea! C'mon, anyone else? Jones? Keefer? Stevens? Come on! What really SPEAKS to old people?"
STEVENS: "Well, sir, that all depends."
MANAGER: (snapping fingers) Depends! By Jove, that's it! A whole window full of Depends! Genius! Make it happen!"
I have to say, I'm quite impressed with their variety. Not so much with the composition, though.
ReplyDeleteSo strange :)
ReplyDeleteThis store needs a new ad campaign. "Got Incontinence?"
ReplyDeleteMANAGER: "All right, folks! We need a display that will really grab people's attention! Something that says to them, 'Look what we've got! Come on in!' Any suggestions? Peterson?"
ReplyDeletePETERSON: "Ben Gay?"
MANAGER: "Just that experimental time in college. Andrews?"
ANDREWS: "Um...Metamucil?"
MANAGER: "Shitty idea! C'mon, anyone else? Jones? Keefer? Stevens? Come on! What really SPEAKS to old people?"
STEVENS: "Well, sir, that all depends."
MANAGER: (snapping fingers) Depends! By Jove, that's it! A whole window full of Depends! Genius! Make it happen!"
dd, I liked their variety too.
ReplyDeleteKevin, you cracked me up!
LOL. That is priceless.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!!
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