I am a desperate housewife.
I like the smell of old books.
The way the air smells on the first spring day makes me melancholy.
I love my television and TiVo a little too much.
I am a romantic.
I always knew I would have twins.
I want to be the girl with the most cake.
LOL, that used to be a game we would play in high school.
We would set aside $10-$20 and go shopping finding the oddest combinations of things to buy, just so the cashier could have a good story later on.
I remember buying a home enema kit, a plunger, and a mop.
A friend once bought Nair and some hemmorhoid cream.
Once, I went in with 3 girls and we bought a 3 pack of Trojans and the girls each paid their 3rd of the price and we walked out arm in arm in arm in arm.
LOL, that used to be a game we would play in high school.
ReplyDeleteWe would set aside $10-$20 and go shopping finding the oddest combinations of things to buy, just so the cashier could have a good story later on.
I remember buying a home enema kit, a plunger, and a mop.
A friend once bought Nair and some hemmorhoid cream.
Once, I went in with 3 girls and we bought a 3 pack of Trojans and the girls each paid their 3rd of the price and we walked out arm in arm in arm in arm.
33, what, dog years?!
ReplyDeletehope you're feeling better soon. oh, and hope all this doesn't cause an explosion!
go buy some colored condoms, some flavored water and some pop rocks - it'll all level out.
ReplyDeleteFeel better!