Friday, October 12, 2007

Pants Off Dance Off

I was perusing my yellowpages this morning for some tap shoes for my daughter, R. I am having a hard time finding them for young girls, which surprises me because she has some big feet.
So there I was between Miss Sally's Dance Shop and The Shoe String when I see Exzotica- For exotic dance wear and adult novelties.

WTF? Who need exotic dance wear? Strippers? Because, I always assumed they just cut strategically placed holes in ugly bathing suits. I means these girls actually pay money for those hooker outfits? Someone is in the business of designing such monstrosities? Wow.
I am sure someone is glad they sell adult novelties there also. I just hate to make two stops when I need crotchless dance wear AND a glow in the dark, waterproof, 14 speed vibrator.

7 comments:

  1. a 14 speed? Damn...that's one of them industrial ones ain't it?

    You got your own generator? ;)

    Heeeey, strippers need costumes too!

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  2. First it was porn, now this. You're going to get some really strange hits, I bet ;-)

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  3. The thought of a 14 speed vibe makes me cringe & cross my legs! lol

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  4. The first thing I thought of was that they are selling them for the pole dancing exercise, which is becoming more popular!

    Still.

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  5. And over to the side was there the newer models of poles...

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  6. I never knew there was such a high demand for ho gear.

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