Wednesday, November 07, 2007

That is What They Mean by "Bad Times"

I know I shouldn't be so hard on myself.
I knew it was just a matter of time.
It can't be helped, it happens to the best of us.
I just didn't know it could happen to me........so soon.

It is OK to admit it, I know I am not alone. I know you, the blogging community, will support me.
People, my belly is now so big that I cannot :ahem: groom properly.
Ladies you know what I am talking about. I am not the agile woman of yesteryear and combine that with me being bigger this second pregnancy and you have yourself a potent cocktail.
Indeed.

My usual grooming habits have fallen wayside and I have now resorted to doing a blind shave in the shower. Yes, it is risky and I know it is not long before I have to give this up too. This time around I am going to have to ask for help sooner. I am going to have to send in reinforcements.
I have to get E to help me.

I felt bad about this last time around, I felt like I was making him do this heinous act. This time around, I feel like it is his duty.
It is the least he could do.
If I have to squeeze a large object out of a small hole then he can at least make it look pretty.

Can I get an amen?

10 comments:

  1. my hubs loved his duty the last go around. I believe I will be needing his services not long from now.

    Make it into more than a chore. A perk, rather. ;)

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  2. Hariness is one of the things I do NOT miss about pregnancy! lol

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  3. I cannot fathom letting anybody near my man-bits with a razor.

    I even have a hard time with it myself.

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  4. Oh that is hilarious! I won't allow my husband the duty though. I'm too freaked out by the idea although he has asked. lol!

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  5. My hubby does it everytime cause he can get it better than I could. And yes I agree with Little miss Mel- a perk- not a chore.

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  6. It is a perk, that is how I think of it now. I am not a hairy girl by any means but still, this pregnancy thing really can stink sometimes.

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  7. Yeah. Not one of the things I miss about being pregnant! Mine got really bad toward the end, husband had to help. Um, embarassing!

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  8. I choose to use Nair and a mirror. The results were sometimes very funny!

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  9. two words: SHOWER MIRROR. lol!
    my hubby loved the chore during the pregnancies...sicko LOL! I appreciated him greatly.

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  10. Electric razor taped to a yardstick?

    No?

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