Tuesday, October 21, 2008

He Likes It Rough

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.


Really? This poses many questions including but not limited to:
Did he not have a vacuum at home?
Was it not a powerful vacuum because he should have just bought a Dyson.
Really?
Why do we let men rule the world again?
men, please weigh in on this, are you always on the lookout for a new way to yanky your cranky?


Me thinks this was not a member of mensa.

9 comments:

  1. OMG!
    and wouldnt that hurt?!

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  2. What? Picnic tables I've heard of, but household appliances? Never!

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  3. He should have bought a Dyson.
    Better suction and probably cleaner.
    Good lord, what about the poor schmo who has to clean out the container at the car wash?
    Yucky.

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  4. Ok,so I am trying to get off the computer and then I see this headline. I think, well there must be a good, rational story behind this one.. Uh, no. It's a good story, but not rational. And picnic tables? What??? I need to know about that.

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  5. I would rather use a vacuum then a picnic table, hello splinters!

    Also, a woman would never wake up at 6am to get off, we would rather sleep. HUGE difference between men & woman.

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  6. Awww come on I was sitting here eating when I came across your post. I suddenly had to stop eating..Do a full body shivver..especially whenMonkey Girl had to bring up the Poor Schmo who has to clean out that car wash container...ugh

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  7. Vicki6:29 AM

    OMG. That is disgusting. I may never be able to vacuum out my car again without thinking...who went thorough here ahead of me??

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  8. now THAT is funny.

    eek!

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