Wednesday, January 26, 2005

I Don't Have A Title

The answer: 1 week exactly
The question: How long will it take E to set off the new alarm system?
That siren is louuuuud.

Lost is a repeat tonight, that makes me lost. I will be in withdrawal.

Baby A seems firmly implanted into the 'terrible twos" which is very bad for me. Snow+cold+inside all the time+ twins+ terrible twos= a suicidal Mom.
I am definitely in need of a vacation. Somewhere warm, relaxing and cheap.

A friend sent me a nude picture of Chyna last night and her well, um, tiny penis. Why did I look? I will never be the same I tell ya. It actually scarred me I think. Do yourself a favor, don't look, don't google it, don't let your curiosity get to you. Take it from me, I will never be the same. There is something very wrong there.
Very wrong.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:56 AM

    A nude pic of Chyna? I handled that well. What I couldn't handle was hubby renting the "One night in Chyna" video. And watching it. I couldn't make it past the first 10 minutes. Blech.

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  2. I am so sad Lost is a rerun tonight. I want to know if Claire is still pregnant or not!

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  3. Anon, the video? gross.

    Amanda, I heard Claire is still pregnant but can't remember what happened to her.

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  4. A pic of Cyna just burn it in the fire if you sell it to the internet she'll kill you so don't let anyone see!

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