Friday, January 07, 2005

I Never Thought

I never thought my life would be like this when I pictured it as a child.

As a child I though as an adult I would be rich, drinking kaluha & milk every day all day, wearing fabu clothes, picking out all my lavatory needs through a interior designer, eating shrimp cocktail for all meals and turning down offers for magazine covers because I was much too famous to be bothered.

I am currently still in my pajamas, debating eating cold spaghetti for breakfast, researching toilets online.
Not good.

If you are wondering about toilets, I will save you some time, Toto all the way. They have a SEAT THAT CLEANS YOUR DIRTY ASS, THEN DRIES IT. If you are going to be spending your time on there, you can turn on the heated seats. Yes, heated seats are not just for automobiles anymore.
Consider yourself in the know.


  1. MMMM,shrimp cocktail every day...sounds great to me.
    I don't know if I want the toilet seat to be so familiar with MY seat, if ya know what I mean.

  2. damn it, someone thought of the heated toilet seat before me. doh!

  3. Another difference in the way women and men outfit a house. I was eyeing the new American Standard Champion toilet..... play the video... that's me about once or twice a year, which is once or twice a year too often.

  4. it will all work out

  5. Heated toilet seats rock. Visit Japan, where you will find toilet seats that have more buttons and functions than your average tv-remote... heaven, I tells you!


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