My New Years resolutions for 2004:
Not to qualify doughnuts with jelly filling as a daily fruit requirement for the day
exercise more and not to count running upstairs for more diapers and wrangling two babies to change their diapers as exercise, although I am winding afterwards.
Not to make up alternative lyrics for the theme song of Dora peppered with bad words. For my own amusement only.
Not be such a hermit and socialize with my neighbors more.
Watch more porn
Read more. Not the usual reading materials that have headlines like : 15 easy meals in 15 minutes or How to toilet train your child.
Try not to strangle everyone at my Insurance company
See a movie considering I haven't been to a movie theater in at least 2.5 years.
Have more fun with life
* that is a lie.
2 months ago