Resolutions

My New Years resolutions for 2004:

Not to qualify doughnuts with jelly filling as a daily fruit requirement for the day

exercise more and not to count running upstairs for more diapers and wrangling two babies to change their diapers as exercise, although I am winding afterwards.

Not to make up alternative lyrics for the theme song of Dora peppered with bad words. For my own amusement only.

Not be such a hermit and socialize with my neighbors more.

Watch more porn

Read more. Not the usual reading materials that have headlines like : 15 easy meals in 15 minutes or How to toilet train your child.

Stop lying*

Try not to strangle everyone at my Insurance company

See a movie considering I haven't been to a movie theater in at least 2.5 years.

Have more fun with life




* that is a lie.