Friday, December 02, 2005

Fruitcake Virgin

I have never ever seen a fruitccake in my entire life until today.
No wonder people made fun of it, what the hell is it?
I caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of my eye today at the store, at first glance I thought it was a fire starter log, on closer inspection it turned out to be the dreaded fruitcake.

Do people really give these as gifts to other people? Is it that common of a gift, because it has been a running joke for years that nobody likes them and they suck. Plus, what the hell is in them? I think I saw a petrified cherry along with some petrified green things. What fruit is green?

Well, maybe now I have seen everything.

6 comments:

  1. ssssshhhhhhh.... my MIL makes pretty good fruitcake. I likeeee....

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  2. Ur right about it being weird looking and the butt of jokes but after watching unwrapped on the Food Network I learned that thousands of them are purchased every Holiday season. I guess there has to be someone out there that like that stuff. I am not one of them though.

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  3. You actually SAW a real live fruitcake?!! I thought they were an urban legend, like Big Foot and UFO's. LMAO Did you find out what the petrified green things were by any chance?

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  4. I am wondering who the people are who actually spend money for their family members to be disapointed.....

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  5. That is one food I have never tried just because of how bad it looks!

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  6. you only ever have to buy one and then it forever more circulates in your circle of friends....

    the green things are marachino cherries. they come in many, many toxic choices...

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