Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Oprah Has Got Balls

Not literally, but driving with another woman alone for 10 days across country takes balls. Big ones.

Did you see the show yesterday? Lets discuss.

First off, I have a Chevy Impala, and it is a nice car, quiet, smooth ride, comfortable but it sure isn't the car to drive cross country in. I would thing something more along the lines of a Escalade or a big old lady car would be better. Something to stretch out in, to lay down, to fit 700 cds, snacks, orthopedic back pillows and slippers in, which are all recommended, by me, for any trip over two hours long.
We have traveled 6 hours in the Impala to New Hampshire, and while it was fine, it bordered on being not roomy enough for that trip.
As a side bar, six hours in my LIMIT in a car, anything farther then that I fly.

Secondly, why did Oprah even start that trip without a bag of snacks. We are talking about some hard candy, bottles of water, soda full of caffeine and chips?
She is out of touch. She needed someone to tell her about the snack bag.

Did you see how Oprah didn't know how to pump gas? Yeah, well that is me. I have never pumped gas ever, in my life. New Jersey has a mandatory pump for you law, so I just pull up and pay. Easy and fun!

I can't wait to see more of Oprah and Gayle's trip, it can only get better. I mean I get bored of the radio on all the time too in the car but to drive for ten days in silence with NO radio? Not even talk radio? Oprah is out of her mind.

Today on Oprah, NJ's disgraced Governor trying to explain why he used taxpayers money to run around on his wife with some other guy. EVEN when she was in the hospital from complications after giving birth to his child.
Hiring his lover, an Israeli nationalist to head the anti-terrorism group in NJ.
I mean NJ, which is the most populated state in the country and has the highest property taxes, which are raised every fucking second, where the residents have to hear that the schools don't have enough money, funded this cat's sexual romps all around this state including some of our finest rest stops (ewww!).

I can't wait until 4pm!!!

3 comments:

  1. I lived in NJ all my life until we moved here to Florida about a year and a half ago. I was so scared to pump my own gas! LOL. I thought I wouldn't know what to do. Now, I love it. It's corny but I feel like I'm doing something non-girly.

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  2. You're going to have to keep giving updates on this now, because I don't get out of work unitl five so I'll never catch the show. It's funny to read about.
    And for the record:I can't pull out of my driveway without the damn radio on. Car silence drives me mad.

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  3. I want to live in NJ!! I've been pumping gas since I was 15. I'll have to check out Oprah. She's supposed to be on the Rachel Ray show today I think too.

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