Thursday, April 12, 2007

Massages For Everyone!

My massage was awesome and the entire time I was wondering why I don't get them as often as I used to. I wonder why 60 minutes can't go that fast when I have a gyn visit.

Maybe they should offer a massage while you are getting a pap, then I would look forward to the visit, and also offer it at the dentist. Head and neck massage when you are getting your vajayjay checked and a leg and foot massage when you are getting your teeth cleaned.
Best idea ever.

Who watched LOST last night? God, I love that show, but my brain hurts from all the new questions that arise when they give you one answer. I have a million theories in my head about that island.


  1. There's a certain creep factor with massages during your dentist appointment. As long as there's no gas involved, I'm all for it. I don't want to feel as if I'm in a Seinfeld episode. Ewwww.

    TV? What is this thing, TV? How in the heck do you have time to watch TV?

  2. I used to watch LOst all the time, but...not anymore. they lost me, so to speak. They just never answer any questions!

    a massage when you visit the gyno? THAT might be interesting...or really creepy.

  3. I neeeeeed a massage.... neeeeeed one!!

  4. There's a 'dental spa' in Chicago - never been, but I've heard it billed as a relaxation technique for the especially-tense dental patient. Meh - I want my dentist office to be a dentist office, and a spa to be a spa.

    Besides, naked butts and open mouths do NOT belong in the same space. :|

  5. You must be a Scrubs watcher, because you used one of my favorite words ever, vajayjay! ;)


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