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Today is the massage day. All the strange things that go on in my head can't stop me from enjoying my 60 minutes of bliss. I will let you know how the underwear hiding and upper thigh massaging goes.
I have become a hypochondriac since my dad's death and my thyroid issues. I guess that is normal. I went to my doctor yesterday because I felt a lump on my throat, not where my thyroid is, on my throat. I have also had a sore throat for a couple of days and I was dizzy a bunch of times last week and add to that, my hair seems to be falling out in massive quantities.
So of course I think I have throat cancer, vertigo and female pattern baldness.
the doctor said she "wasn't overly impressed" with what I thought I felt on my neck. She said the dizziness was probably from my sore throat/inner ear thing and I forgot to tell her about my hair falling out.
Then last night I had a nose bleed and now I think I have leukemia.
Also? Is it possible to have a freckle turn into a raised mole that is cancerous?
God, I am a mess.
Let's hope the massage will cure it all.
18 hours ago
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First! Ha! I'm just like that. A total alarmist. Want to hear something mildly embarassing? - Yeah, I started to type it up here but I realized I was taking up WAY too much space for a comment. So when I get home from work I'll turn it into an embarassing post. Having to do with being a stubborn alarmist.
Well, at least you went to the doctor...
I keep on thinking of that Woody Allen movie through out this post, you know the movie, where the doctor finally calls Woody's bluff andsays' Ya know I think ya got sometin''
And th eWoody is up all night thinking and fretting about what the sometin'could be...
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