Today at Barnes & Noble I purchased my husband the book he needed and the kids each got a book. We played with the train table they have and they off we went to search for a book for me.
That didn't work out so well. Baby B kept asking : "are we going to pay the man now?" every 10 seconds and Baby A started climbing on racks.
I swear they are usually much better in public but *surprise* they wouldn't nap for me today.
I go them in the car and said " I am disappointed in both of you not being able to stand still so Mommy could buy a book. Now you have books and Daddy has a book but Mommy couldn't get one so now I am sad about that. "
Baby B in sweetest voice you have ever heard " Awwww, that's ok, sweetie you can get a book next time, honey" and while I stifled laughter "It's ok honey, you can go tonight and buy all the books sweetie, ok honey?"
I almost died. Where do they come up with this?
*I have eaten four, I repeat, FOUR crullers today. Damn you dunkin donuts, damn you to hell!!!!!!!!!!!
2 months ago