Wednesday, May 03, 2006

I Am Sure This is TMI and Boring

Feel free to skip this post because I will be giving TMI and I am confident this will be boring. I may be boring but I still have confidence in myself. You gotta love that.

You still reading? Oh well, don't say I didn't warn you.

I have my period, it arrived early this morning after not making an appearance in all of April.
I didn't blame my period, all that raining in April doesn't make it the most fun month.
I am not complaining either because a month without your period, to me, is like a month full of sunshine, cute puppies licking your nose and fitting into skinny jeans all rolled into one.
I love it.
It made the fact that I was HUGE when I was pregnant and tired all the time soooo worth it. It almost made the stretch marks worth it, but not quite. I hate the stretch marks more then my period and that is saying a lot.

You may be asking yourself now, "well, what is going to get poor Tuesday through the day?". Well, since you asked I will tell.
Lost is on tonight.
A new one that is leading up to the finale. I may wet my pants.

Also on tonight is a new Dateline where they are after the sexual preditors online and they are catching those sons of bitches and hopefully getting their salads tossed in jail to let them know what it feels like to be victimized and I hope they all rot.

Anyway, my period hormones suggested this to accompany Lost and I am more then happy to oblige.
I will be in heaven at 9pm tonight.


  1. I can't remember if it's shea butter or cocoa butter, but one of those two butters is supposed to get rid of stretch marks pretty well. Just a thought for the day...

  2. Hey I just had my first period after having the baby and it lasted 2 weeks!! Yeah so I am was REALLY happy when it was done!

  3. Flip off the assholes on Dateline for me, as I can't catch it tonite. Scream at them a little, too if it won't wake/scare the kiddos.

  4. I just started getting my periods...after birth and boy do I miss nachos and mexican food! They don';t get it here!

  5. I think that I would get a million periods just to never have to go through pregnancy again. LOL. It was THAT BAD.

    Anyway, I too was in heaven at 9pm tonight, watching American Idol's results show. My fav, Eliott almost went home! WTF america?

  6. hysterectomy. good.

    that's all i'm saying.

  7. I have to admit, I love those Dateline programs. I mean, those guys are idiots anyway, to not realize that there's a good chance that very forward 14-year-old girl online is actually a police officer or TV producer! Hello!

  8. I bet that was a great April! My kiddo is now 10 mths and I've only had 4-5 periods because I have very very long cycles. I never had the problem after my other two. Don't get it either.


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