Thursday, May 03, 2007

Grass Grows in New Jersey

I have to make E stop by today because the landscaper is pissing me off. He said our grass is too long and blah blah he has to double cut it, blah not good for the mower, blah it will cost you an extra $15.

Um, dear landscaper isn't if your fault that the lawn is too long? Isn't that, I don't know, your job??? He is lucky he took of his shirt and is giving me something to look at while I type this. Very lucky.

Can my doctor call my back with my blood results? I waited until Thursday now she is just taking liberties.

I was raised Episcopalian and I am so happy to have other one welcomed into the fold. The Episcopalians love the gay people, and apparently one that gets divorced twice, cheats on his wife, gives his Israeli national boyfriend a high paying job and uses NJ tax money to pay for troopers to drive him around the turnpike to get hummers at rest stops.
They are forgiving peeps.


  1. I had no idea why McGreevey was on the news again yesterday. Now I know. A minister? Okay. What ev.

  2. I think it's a typo. I heard he was entering the semenary. It's an easy mistake....

  3. LOL @ Rebecca's comment! I guess he left my camp to join yours.

    Semenary. Now, that is some funny shit!

  4. To get hummers at rest stops???
    Ohhh My....

  5. Hummers at rest stops? One word.....ew


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