Family Oriented Neighborhood

Yesterday afternoon E was playing with the kids in our backyard when he found this:

This is not our garbage. I swear.

I do love that someone in our neighborhood is getting it on big time with the pleasure pack. Not even with 12 condoms but with 14!

AND it is a variety pack too! I thought the only good variety packs were donuts. I stand corrected.

Things seemed to have changed since I was in the condom buying market of society. Twisted Pleasure condoms?

It sounds like a "adult" drink I buy in a four pack. The Trojan website says that twisted pleasures have a "special twist at the closed end". I can't say enough how this fascinates me.

Then there is Mint Tingle which has mint flavor, fragrance, and color. Does that not sound like it would burn your vagina? I don't really get that one.

I do get Her Pleasure which is textured for her pleasure. Can it also give me a pedicure? That would really be my pleasure.

Lastly there is Shared Pleasures which has warming lubricant for both partners. I am not sure about this. It depends how warm. Warm like a fresh baked roll or like a fiery yeast infection?

Whatever your pleasure, I am glad I got to peek into the ever changing world of condoms and to whichever neighbor bought them, I wish you luck.

edit: now go read my interview for storkcalling. Look under: our blog