I don't do resolutions. They stink, everyone says they don't work so why set yourself up for failure?
I do promise myself that I will do some things that will be better for me and my family. No, they are not resolutions they are promises I will fulfill.
I am going to make a friend in my town this year.
I am going to join the gym I like next to my kid's school. So what if I heard it is a pickup joint for lesbians. That is a bonus. I need something to watch while I work out.
I am going to try not to look so bored when I play with my kid's and their toys for the 39473 time that day.
I am going to try and not curse so much.
Ok so that is it. That is enough for me.
Now if you know me in real life, just stop reading here. I swear you don't want to read what I am going to write next.
Be on your way.
I guess I am late to the game, but do you girls have a vibrator?
Is that something every girl owns? I may be way out of the loop, I mean I got one a long time ago but never used it. It just looked stupid.
I just got a new one and I am in L O V E.
They are amazing. So tell me which one you have and whether you are in love like me. You can email me if you like your privacy and don't wish to talk about the sex on a public blog. Like yours truly.
I am just so crazy in 2007.
3 months ago