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Dear spinach dip,
oh, sweet spinach dip, how I love thee. You are delicious and nutritious because you have spinach as a main ingredient! Never mind the piles of sour cream and mayo. Spinach is great for you! And we ate you with veggies, vegetables are healthy!
But I still hate you for making me fat. Go away, don't return.
Love,
Tuesday's ass.
P.S. Mr. Pumpernickel Loaf will be getting a harshly worded email as well.
7 years ago
Is this a bad time to tell you I have a KILLER spinach and artichoke dip recipe?
ReplyDeleteYes!
ReplyDeleteNow send it to me.
That's one dip I've never tried! Must be hella good though. lol
ReplyDeleteMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- spinach and artichoke dips kick ASS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's only bad for you if you get the tainted spinach. Really. No. Really.
ReplyDeleteAnd Sabrina? You've never had spinach dip? It's ambrosia.
Sabrina I would invite you over but we have eaten two vats in two weeks!
ReplyDeleteNo tainted spinach for me. I try to buy from local growers!
My ass is sending similar emails...
ReplyDeleteMy ass is jealous because she didn't have any spinach dip. But (no pun intended) she did have a neverending supply of chocolate everything.
ReplyDeleteI am going on a serious diet. Tomorrow.