Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Dear Fatty Foods,

Dear spinach dip,

oh, sweet spinach dip, how I love thee. You are delicious and nutritious because you have spinach as a main ingredient! Never mind the piles of sour cream and mayo. Spinach is great for you! And we ate you with veggies, vegetables are healthy!

But I still hate you for making me fat. Go away, don't return.

Love,
Tuesday's ass.

P.S. Mr. Pumpernickel Loaf will be getting a harshly worded email as well.

8 comments:

  1. Is this a bad time to tell you I have a KILLER spinach and artichoke dip recipe?

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  2. Yes!
    Now send it to me.

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  3. That's one dip I've never tried! Must be hella good though. lol

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  4. MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- spinach and artichoke dips kick ASS!!!!!

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  5. It's only bad for you if you get the tainted spinach. Really. No. Really.

    And Sabrina? You've never had spinach dip? It's ambrosia.

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  6. Sabrina I would invite you over but we have eaten two vats in two weeks!

    No tainted spinach for me. I try to buy from local growers!

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  7. My ass is sending similar emails...

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  8. My ass is jealous because she didn't have any spinach dip. But (no pun intended) she did have a neverending supply of chocolate everything.

    I am going on a serious diet. Tomorrow.

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