Monday, June 28, 2004

Questions Answered

I got a bunch of questions and here is my first "getting to know your writer" answers.

Lets start off with something good:

-Do I own a vibrator? Why yes, I do. It is pretty and purple and gel like and I purchased it about 2 years ago when my friends and I went to a local sex shop. We wandered around with our mouths open taking it all in, like the typical good suburban WASPs we are in awe of a life we never knew existed. Well we knew, we just weren't a part of it. Now we are.
wink wink.

-What is my biggest regret in life? Stuff that I didn't get to tell my Dad before he died. That truly sucks.

-What is my favorite Ice Cream? Coffee. I am a tea drinker but I prefer coffee and it has been my favorite ice cream flavor since I was 9.

-What is my sign? I am an Aries. Does that explain a lot?

-How is your sex life after having kids? It is great, the same as before, we just have to plan it more as opposed to being spontaneous. While I was pregnant though, I was so horny! I had never seen anything like it. Unfortunately my doctor told us at 22 weeks no more sex and no orgasms.
What the hell was I going to do with a libido that was working overtime, an adorable husband and some time on my hands? Combine that with the 6 weeks after having the babies and we didn't have sex for a little over 6 months.
It was bad. Bad.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:44 PM

    The vibrator answer sounds a lot like us! Just recently got one that sounds a lot like yours, after darn near 30 years of marriage. Our kids are grown and, yes, there is hope!

    Take a look at our blog and see if the vibs match!

    http://www.indecentblogging.com/watchnplay

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  2. Coffee is my favorite ice cream too!
    I jokingly told Rich I wanted to buy a vibrator years ago and his friend's wife suggested a web site to check these things out. I didn't know what most of the "toys" were for!! I kept yelling, "Hey can you come in here for a minute?? What the HELL does this thing DO? Better yet, Where does it GO?"

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  3. Ever watch Sex And The City? The Rabbit lives up to its hype. I'm just pissed that I left it at R's house. But do I want it back now? Ummmm, that's a no.

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  4. I have heard wonderful things about this rabbit. I may have to purchase it, and you a new one of course.
    Is this the best one on the market?

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  5. "We wandered around with our mouths open taking it all in, like the typical good suburban WASPs we are in awe of a life we never knew existed."

    My god, it took me a good 4 reads before I realized you weren't talking about taking the 'vibrators' in the mouth. You got me really excited there for a second ;)

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