Thursday, June 10, 2004

Procrastinator

Well I am about 60% done. Still not good enough. Instead of actually getting off my ass I lay in bed debating which movie to watch on the flight tomorrow (100 first dates or Starsky & Hutch) watching the MTV movie awards.
Who is this Lindsay Lohan and where did she come from? She is all over her place. I don't care if her boobs are real or if her father assaulted her uncle. Does Anyone? She seems a trifle annoying. Judging from the opening she shouldn't fancy herself a dancer either. I can take her.
Shit, is that a real man underneath the podium? It is scaring the crap out of me. Maybe it is a robot. Who is noticing that?! E is not home & I am genuinely freaked out by that little person dressed like a troll. AAAHHHH!


I hope I will remember to watch Last Comic Standing while I am away. How friggin funny is Jim Norton?! I also have a love/hate thing with Jay Mohr, but he does really crack me up. Great show.


Seriously though, that troll is giving me the evil eye and I am not happy. Not happy at all.

1 comment:

  1. Her boobs are getting the coverage lately because she wears these plunging necklines, plus she had a little nipple slip at a premiere a few weeks ago. (I don't think she's associated with Disney anymore because they had a falling out - or was that Hillary Duff that had the falling out with Disney? Who cares, one and the same!)

    I had to put the movie awards on, too, to see this little troll. I think it is a real person dressed up. Freaky!

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